I have only a couple of things this week. What can I say, some weeks they are funnier than others.
6 year old: Mom, why didn't you name me something cool?
Me: What would be a cool name?
6 year old: Lightning Bolt
3 year old: Mom, can I have something to eat? (We were watching the older boy's football game.)
Me: Sure, how about a pretzel?
3 year old: But the pretzels all have white polka dots on them.
Me: Yep, its called salt.
Six year old: (When waitress forgot to bring parmesan cheese for his pizza) She's colder than a hot tin roof!
Me: Come on baby, lets go.
Three year old: Mom, I'm not a baby, I'm a big boy who goes to school!
Six year old: (After he forgot his notebook and I went home and brought it in to school.) You can't just bust in here like that!
Me: Oh yes I can and I just did!
To check out some other funny kids, go to Mudpies For Mommy.