Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Me: You sure are silly.
7 year old: I can be silly if I want. You are not the boss of silly.
4 year old: I need the umbrella.
Me: It's not raining.
4 year old: Then why do I feel water?
Me: Probably the trees are still wet from earlier.
4 year old: This water sure is wet. I need the umbrella.
7 year old: Mario is Italian.
My brother: How do you know that? Does he talk with his hands?
7 year old: awkward...
My aunt: So do you have any girlfriends?
4 year old: No, but I'm gonna marry Angelina.
My aunt: Why isn't she your girlfriend if you're gonna marry her?
4 year old: I'm waiting for her to grow up so I can marry her.
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
So the other day I go outside and it's just starting to rain so I say aloud Oh man! It's raining! (I have a gift for stating the obvious.) Anyway a wiseguy passing says no it's not. It's just your imagination. So I snap back with Oh so my imagination is making me wet? (No I didn't. I totally thought it and thank goodness I didn't because upon reflection that doesn't at all sound good does it??)
I was rolling coins to take to the bank and I made the following discovery. Money is filthy. I mean it's really really dirty. What are you people doing with your money to make it so dirty anyway??
So I was helping the seven year old with his social studies since he is having three tests this week. Is it just me or is it a bit excessive to have three tests in three days on basically the same material... in second grade???? By the way, attempting to teach a second grader to spell Australia and Antarctica correctly is an exercise in frustration. Just saying.
I have a collection agency calling me about a debt from 1994. (actually not me, my husband but same difference) Anyway, you would think after 16 years they would get the hint that they're not gonna get their money, but no they still keep calling every. single. day. Annoying.
So that's what's going on with me. Check out the random happenings of the Unmom and others here.
Monday, October 4, 2010
Day 1: favorite song
Day 2: favorite movie
Day 3: favorite television show
Day 4: favorite book
Day 5: favorite quote
Day 6: 20 of my favorite things
Day 7:a photo that makes you happy
Day 8: a photo that makes you angry or sad
Day 9: a photo you took
Day 10:a photo taken over 10 years ago
Day 11:a recent photo
Day 12:something you are OCD about
Day 13:a fictional book
Day 14 a non-fictional book
Day 15: your dream house
Day 16; a song that makes you cry
Day 17: an art piece
Day 18:my wedding
Day 19:a talent of mine
Day 20: a hobby of mine
Day 21:a recipe
Day 22: a website
Day 23: a you tube video
Day 24:where I live
Day 25:my day in great detail
Day 26: my week in great detail
Day 27:my worst habit
Day 28:what's in my purse
Day 29: plans for the next year
Day 30:a dream for the future beyond next year
Since I've been having trouble blogging every day and getting into the swing of the regular posting, I thought this would help. Fail! Not only haven't I started but this is the first you're hearing about it when I've been pondering it over a week. Double Fail! Definitely going to start tomorrow though...or maybe next week...