Me: You sure are silly.
7 year old: I can be silly if I want. You are not the boss of silly.
4 year old: I need the umbrella.
Me: It's not raining.
4 year old: Then why do I feel water?
Me: Probably the trees are still wet from earlier.
4 year old: This water sure is wet. I need the umbrella.
7 year old: Mario is Italian.
My brother: How do you know that? Does he talk with his hands?
7 year old: awkward...
My aunt: So do you have any girlfriends?
4 year old: No, but I'm gonna marry Angelina.
My aunt: Why isn't she your girlfriend if you're gonna marry her?
4 year old: I'm waiting for her to grow up so I can marry her.