The three year old recently got a new hat and gloves set. (Toy Story, of course) So the other day he puts them on without shoes or a coat, rubs his hands together and says to me "Now I'm ready for some fun!"
Picking up the six year old from school, he gets in the car and says: Today was the worst day ever.
6 year old: No recess (It was raining)
Me: Well you know what is good about rainy days?
6 year old: What?
Me: No football practice!
6 year old: Today is the best day ever!
3 year old: Mom can you shred my pencil? (He meant sharpen.)
Me (to Husband on the way out the door): Drive carefully.
3 year old: Yes Daddy Drive carefully and don't bump into anything.
6 year old (For no reaon at all after finishing homework): Ooh, Aah, Dance in fancy pants!
For some other pretty funny kids check out Mudpies for Mommy.