Me: You just had a snack. How many snacks do you need?
4 year old: 2
6 year old: 3 hundred, 5 thousand and 10.
4 year old: Do you want to have a vacation in Paradise? Cause it looks nice there.
Me: Yes. (Who doesn't?)
4 year old: Oh! Great piles of catfish! (I think he heard this on Veggie Tales and was just waiting for the right opportunity to use it.)
4 year old's teacher: Oh are you Prince Charming? (He was wearing a shirt which had a frog with a crown on it.) He looks at her with a puzzled face.
Teacher: What happens when you kiss the frog? He turns into a prince!
4 year old: This is just a shirt.
4 year old:If I eat a lot of food, I'll get a big tummy with a baby in it, right mom?
4 year old: I love you.
Me: I love you too. (Kisses me.)
4 year old: Do my kisses make you happy?