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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Things Kids Say Thursday #6

4 year old: Can I have a snack?
Me: You just had a snack. How many snacks do you need?
4 year old: 2
6 year old: 3 hundred, 5 thousand and 10.

4 year old: Do you want to have a vacation in Paradise? Cause it looks nice there.
Me: Yes. (Who doesn't?)

4 year old: Oh! Great piles of catfish! (I think he heard this on Veggie Tales and was just waiting for the right opportunity to use it.)

4 year old's teacher: Oh are you Prince Charming? (He was wearing a shirt which had a frog with a crown on it.) He looks at her with a puzzled face.

Teacher: What happens when you kiss the frog? He turns into a prince!

4 year old: This is just a shirt.

4 year old:If I eat a lot of food, I'll get a big tummy with a baby in it, right mom?

4 year old: I love you.

Me: I love you too. (Kisses me.)

4 year old: Do my kisses make you happy?


obladi oblada said...

"This is just a shirt" that cracked me up!!!!

Anne said...

That was so sweet! I would guess that kisses do make you happy.

Ian said...

LOL especially the snack question

MiMi said...

My kids always want a snack. And if they eat something but we don't say, "That's your snack," then they demand another.

ScoMan said...

Hahaha I think it's great that he pointed out it was just a shirt to his teacher.

Obviously they needed help with that one.

Jennifer Haas said...

Thanks for linking up today. I loved the one about the shirt so cute!

The Only Girl said...

I, too, would like to vacation in Paradise please!

Unknown Mami said...

Silly teacher!

shortmama said...

There are never enough snacks for kids......nevah evah!

palomita said...

haha those kids crack me up! and his kisses def make me happy the few times I get them. and obviously his teacher is a moron

The Blue Zoo said...

LOL @ This is just a shirt.