Dear Santa,
This year, instead of getting a lot of little presents, how about one big one? You know those commercials where the woman opens up the box of keys and then there is a fancy car in her driveway with a big bow on top? Yeah, that would be nice. Set the elves to work.
I live in hope,
Cassie
P.S. I can make one big cookie instead of a lot of little ones, if that would help.
Dear NY Giants,
Remember when you were undefeated? Wasn't that nice? You beat the Cowboys before and you have to beat them again so that I still have a reason to watch the remaining games.
Thanks,
An undiscouraged fan
Dear Union Public Library,
When I take the three year old for story time, I kind of expect you to read him stories. Singing Hickory Dickory Dock and How Much Is That Doggie In The Window is all well in good but I don't really think it falls under the category of a story. You do have books in the library right? Just Checking.
A Patron
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12 comments:
A new car?
I would be happy with something other than coal.
Boooooo! Go Cowboys!!! LOL love the offer to make one big cookie!
Maybe you should go on Oprah, I hear she gives away cars to make up for her huge ugly head.
Every girl deserves a car in the driveway just once. I'm still waiting, too. Maybe the cookie offer is the deal :)
Love your faith in NY. :)
And a no story story-time? What gives Library?
ooooh one big one. I would taaaaaaaake
a new basement from the basement elves.
Mmmmm, now Im craving gigantic cookies.....
Maybe if I bake some and share with Santa I'll get a new car too!
We love those big cookie cakes. All I want for Christmas is a day alone.
I say bake a cookie in the shape of a car.
My kids used to get bored at story time. They could sit for 10 minutes. But after that, they were ready to move on.
BAHA...The library. Did you join in on the singing?
(I am gonna try the big cookie idea as well!) :)
Who wouldn't want a fancy new ride!! I hope you get one :)
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