Today is my sister's birthday. The baby girl is trying to steal her birthday. That's right, I'm typing this while having contractions nine minutes apart. Is that blogger dedication or what???
Possibly, they are just Braxton-Hicks. Braxton-Hicks should be shot. Just saying.
Speaking of people who should be shot....my husband was blaming me for because he received a collection letter for a service we cancelled in January. Hello, is it my fault??? I called them and took care of it this morning. Seriously, I don't get paid enough for this crap. Wait. I don't get paid. That sucks. See if he got shot, I'd get paid. I mean, that's what I paid that life insurance bill for. Life is all kinds of not fair.
I hate finales. If they expect me to tune in, it better be for new episodes. Maybe the TV execs should be shot too!
I have to go to the supermarket but I think shopping while having contractions is above and beyond the call of duty. I don't get paid enough for that either.
So that's all for random Tuesday. (Sarcasm provided at no extra charge.)
11 comments:
I'm presently on strike at my house. Maybe you should give that a try.
Yeah I agree Braxton Hicks should be shot. Hopefully thoose turn out to be real contractions? Or maybe not? Good luck and keep us posted on the status of the contractions which ever kind they are.
I agree - Braxton Hicks should be shot along with Murphy's Law. And TV executives. :)
Going on strike (per The Only Girl) sounds like it might be a good idea. ;)
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If you went on strike your husband would die.
Then you would get insurance money.
Problem solved! LOL
oooo contractions....my uterus hurts
Blogging while having contractions. That is a level of dedication that few can claim. Also it seems to make you shoot-y. Which I just find amusing.
Oooh dont go shopping. Make your husband do it. If he doesnt shoot him, collect the insurance money and hire someone to do the shopping for you.
Oh sweetie...you need to have that baby SOON.
I agree 100% with the finale business, if that makes you feel any better. I hope it does. :)
I have the same problem with my husband...nobody wants to shoot him....I mean, he blames me for crap like that all the time! Like it's my fault he gets a past due bill or something!! I think many people would like to shoot Braxton-Hicks. Don't go to the store, you don't get paid enough....relax and take a personal day!
Wow, you're a dedicated blogger, blogging with contractions and all.
Who came up with the name Braxton-Hicks anyway? and I hated them too!
I hope your baby girl comes soon. I sooooo remember the waiting.
My niece tried to steal my birthday. She was born the day after, but she still steals it.
We have a way of celebrating her birthday on my birthday, and because I like to keep myself to myself, I don't tell her mothers family that that day is my birthday.
I'm happy to let it go by unnoticed.
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