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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

What the Hell Wednesday - 6/2/2010

You know what the worst thing about a hot, humid day in the 80's? It's having a pool you can't swim in. Picture it, nice cool pool water, hot sunny day, not allowed to get in. WTH, right? Our condo association has the pool only open on weekends until the 20th or something. Fascist pigs. Cheap bastards. Masochists.

So I went to the doctor yesterday. She claims that 1. I haven't gained any weight in 4 weeks and 2. the baby isn't big enough to be 36 weeks. (more like 31 weeks) WTH?! What does that mean? I certainly hope she doesn't expect me to carry this baby another nine weeks because that ain't happening. She referred me for a follow up ultrasound so they could check on things. Idiot doctors.

The four year old has been singing Come Out and Play by The Offspring lately. WTH? I don't even know where he got it from. I mean it may have been on the radio at one point but how he managed to pick up the lyrics is beyond me. Well I suppose it's better than some of the things the six year old sings.

These complaints brought to you by the Blue Monkey Butt sisters, for all your complaining needs...at least on Wednesdays.

14 comments:

MiMi said...

OMgosh, I hope that you don't have to be pregnant for another 9 weeks!!

Ian said...

LMAO @ Fascist pigs. Cheap bastards. Masochists.

I mean it's not really funny - assholes and all but you described it funny

The Only Girl said...

Hope everything's okay after your ultrasound. Maybe a cool sit in the tub? I know - it's not the same.

Pam said...

Yeah...teasing you with the pool...not cool!

Debbie said...

It will be okay. Trust me being pregnant beyond a due date is something I can relate to! The pool thing is definitely a tease for us too because I want to go swimming right now and it's only opened on weekends right now

Still On The Verge said...

I seriously hope they don't think they can tell you that you have to be pregnant longer. One the doctors messed up the measuring of one of my ultrasounds and the same kind of thing happened...idiots!

Lydia

Cruz said...

What radio station were you listening to that that song came on?!?!

Stacy said...

That's so not fair about the pool!!! You should definitely complain about that!! Doctor's are stupid! They kept telling me that my baby was going to be 5 or 6 pounds.....yea, ended up being 8lbs 14oz. Dumbass Doctor! Hope everything is good with you!

Thanks for joining us this week!

Elle said...

Oh no they didn't tell you that you have to be pregnant longer! Don't those idiot doctors know anything? You never, ever tell a pregnant woman her due date is wrong and she will be pregnant longer! What the hell is right! Then to tease her with a pool?? What is this world coming to?

Seriously, hope they get their act together. They told me my 3rd baby was probably 7 lbs and they didn't want to induce me. Ya, she was 9lbs. I could've told them that!

Thanks for joining us for WTHW!

ScoMan said...

Your six year old certainly didn't get "Come Out And Play" lyrics from me.

I taught him "She's Got Issues".. that song is way better. Plus there's cartoon characters in the clip which kids love, right?

Anne said...

Wow, how miserable to find out that your going to be pregnant for longer than you thought. I love that song although it might be disconcerting to hear it come out of a 4 year olds mouth.

The Blue Zoo said...

So what if you jumped the fence and swam? Would they kick ya out? Jerks! Tell them you are pregnant you NEED to swim! Unleash your crazy pregnancy hormones on them. LOL

Lisa Anne said...

That's such a tease. A pool you can't go in. It's like waving a $100 bill in your face saying you want it, you want it? Can't you just hope the fence and jump in? I mean you are paying for it right in your HOA? =)

The Only Girl said...

Hey Girl - haven't heard an update from you in awhile. Hope everything's okay.